bleh
hi i'm fifteen and i am a boy.
Corey, my 11-year-old-brother. July 05 + 2
  • Sitting and watching Thor with my little brother.
  • Me: *smiles, suddenly catching something* That's cool, 'cause Odin said they were both born to be kings.
  • Corey: Yeah. Thor was meant to be king of Isengard-
  • DEAD.
  • FREAKING.
  • SILENCE.
  • Me: *stares at him, smiling*
  • Corey: *looking absolutely horrified* Don't. You. Dare.
  • Me: Isengard.
  • Corey: Please don't. I've watched it so many times, please.
July 05 + 12

akasuzana:

rosalarian:

littlefroggies:

bisexual-community:

Common Myths About Bisexuality from the lovely Webcomic Jesus Loves Lesbians, Too by bi blogger & author Maria Burnham (writer/memoirist) and Maggie Siegel-Berele (comic artist). 

I usually don’t reblog stuff like this because this is my art blog but this hit close to home and reminded me of so many conversations that made me feel like garbage.

It always makes me see red when I see lesbians (and gay men) treating bisexuals this way. I don’t think I can even type too much more without quickly reaching a point where I just smash my head into the keyboard.

This is beautiful and well worth sharing.♥

May 28 + 16038

jungleeagle:

greenpeniwrite:

dracosredemption:

So here you see two photos of Emma and Rupert displaying elegance and serenity—and then there’s Dan.

“I HAVE A FUCKING BRANCH ON FIRE! I’m not Daniel! I AM HARRY POTTER!

i don’t know what makes me laugh more the comment or the photo.

On the bright side, Dan is not on fire.

May 26 + 136228

goatkult:

bless
this
post

May 26 + 597237

sassyintheshire:

gettin’ real tired of your shit, sam and freddie

May 26 + 604268

utadasam72:

Modern big four

by ~Hubedihubbe

May 26 + 5683

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

May 26 + 447433

the-apple-pie-was-worth-it:

How to properly break the 4th wall

May 26 + 175378

lilmissfussyfangs:

fieldofbeans:

halfbaked-alchemist:

HI 

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I am the potoo

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I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches, 

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pretending to be a stick or dead leaf

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it’s not as easy as it looks

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I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon

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because, according to legend,

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I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon

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I approve of this so much.

I saw one of these once!!!

May 26 + 23499
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